KONAT is for God’s children

KONAT exists

KONAT exists to cleanse the Earth of filth such as “CBS,” “ABC,” “NBC,” and “AT&T.” LTE is not natural. Cellular phones are implanting radio waves into your brain, allowing the Canadians to listen to your thoughts. Once I thought “I want to die in a frozen tundra” and next thing I knew, a Canadian showed up at my doorstep, drugged me, and dumped me in the frozen tundra of northern Quebec. In that process, I learned Inuktitut and walked from Montreal to Sacramento without stopping to rest, eat, or think. I was commanded by the snow gods to enlighten the people of Sacramento. When I arrived in Sacramento, they greeted me with open arms. I am now the king of Sacramento. Kneel in my presence. Fear me. KONAT is eternal, unlike Sacramento.

 

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